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STAY VOCAL OR SHUT UP! THE PROVERBIAL KNOWLEDGE VS. YOUR MOUTH TOUR
Written by bent left   
Friday, 28 December 2007

...AND GOD WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THE EARTH WITH FIRE AND FURY AND RAGE AS COGNIZANT LUNGS ECHO LIKE LIKE CANNONS IN THE DISTANCE WITH CRIES OF "SPEAK WITH DIGNITY AND TRUTH, OR SPEAK NOT AT ALL!"  THE MEMORANDUM OF PROVERBS ROARED IN THE NAME OF SOCIAL JUSTICE WILL WAGE A WAR AGAINST THE BENIGHTED VENOM OF FAMILIAR TONGUES.  GREASE WILL BURN LIKE HELLFIRE ON THE HIGHWAYS IN THE WAKE OF AUDITORY ARSONISTS AS THE ELECTRIC AIR CARRIES THE FREQUENCY OF ARDUOUS DISSENTION, AND THE WINDS OF WORDS WILL SPARK THE FALL OF SKYSCRAPERS BUILT WITH THE BLOOD OF INNOCENT HANDS.

AND WHILE ALL THIS IS GOING ON, BENT LEFT WILL BE MERRILY TRAVELING THE COUNTRYSIDE SINGING SONGS OF CHANGE WITH JOYOUS FERVOR.  OUR DEAR FRIENDS AT STAY VOCAL HAVE BEEN KIND ENOUGH TO BLESS US ALL WITH THE "STAY VOCAL OR SHUT UP! THE PROVERBIAL KNOWLEDGE VS. YOUR MOUTH" TOUR.  WE WILL BE EMBARKING ON THIS JOURNEY BEGINNING JANUARY 3RD, 2008, AND WE WILL BE GRACING STAGES ACROSS THE U.S. UNTIL AUGUST.  BE SURE TO KEEP YOUR EYES ON OUR CALENDAR SO YOU DON'T MISS OUR VISIT TO YOUR FAIR CITY.

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CD RELEASE SHOW, NEW RECORD, AND TOUR 2008!!!
Written by bent left   
Friday, 24 August 2007

Hello once again, Classy Bastards and Saucy Broads.  Thanks to everyone who came out and supported our recent westward adventure.  Especially those of you who hooked it up on the grub and places to crash.  We had an killer time, and we hope you all achieved a similar state of enthusiasm.  Short story long, we've got lots of news for you.  First of all,  our official CD RELEASE SHOW for PREMEDITATED INSANITY is SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 9th, at FRED P. OTTS ON THE PLAZA right here in KCMO.  Check our shows page or myspace for details.  If you don't come, I'm going to be very angry, and, in the words of the Incredible Hulk himself, you won't like me when I'm angry.  Also, we've already started scratch tracks for our next full length ROCKET SURGERY.  We're writing the entire record about you, so I suggest you all start cleaning up your acts.  You wouldn't want to end up on our naughty list when our lungs start reaching for the stars with biographical growls of your state of existance.  In support of that release, we will be spending the months of January through August touring the continental U. S. and hopefully making a couple of international jaunts.  Tour dates are already starting to get lined up, so keep your eyes on our calendar, and let us know if you have any personal interest in our coming to paint your town red.  That's all for now, Nancies.  I love you.

Kisses and Cocktails... Josh

pre-release insanity! westward ho!
Written by bent left   
Saturday, 07 July 2007
good afternoon, my dear friends.  i hope the redneck apocalypse that was the fourth of july treated all of you well.  we've got some sexy news, and we feel that's it's important to fill you in on the skinny. 

first and foremost, "PREMEDITATED INSANITY" has just arrived from pressing.  It will officially be released in august, but you can score it early at any BENT LEFT show for only $10.  If you want a free copy, you have two choices.  One, kick our asses in the parking lot outside of the venue and take a whole box of them, or, two, check out IMPERIAL RIDE SHOP in OVERLAND PARK, KS, where our homies can hook it up with skate gear and FREE thrasher jams. 

in other news, we're heading west again to play a few tour dates and begin recording our upcoming full-length "ROCKET SURGERY."   all of our show information is available on the calendar above.  we start tonight right here in kansas city.  i hope it's safe to assume that you know better than to be anywhere else.  
that's all for now, nancies, but keep your eyes peeled for more news along the way.

peace always,
admiral josh nelson
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